-I almost asked a cute hipster couple coming out of this Italian restaurant if it was any good because I'd only seen Italian people there and didn't feel like I belonged. They turned out to be an Italian Hipster Couple.
-I like when 9 or 10 year old boys are the same height as their short mothers.
-Sometimes I get scared when I'm underground and there's a train rolling over me and a train rolling toward me... these tunnels were built by man which is... essentially me.. and I'm not even able to carry a few ice buckets at work without complaining.
-I fall in love every day on the train. And every day the train doesn't just stop because, I don't know, the universe WANTS us to be together... my heart breaks.
-Last night I glared at my whiskey... and it glared right back at me.
-Hey! Dudes with the free A.M. and METRO newspapers... why are you so happy? Do you get paid lots and lots? Do you have some sort of a competition going on for the "Happiest Free- Newspaper-Dude in New York City"? Naw... I don't want one of those.
-My soles are worn down from walking all over this city. I aint got no car.
-"I would rather wear out the soles of my feet than the soul of this Earth."... I just made that up... but it sounds like something someone dumb might say. Yeah! It's cool to make fun of people who care!
-Every once in awhile there comes upon me a quiet contentment. Then I ruin it... by reveling in it too much.
-Last night I ate dry cereal out of a box because it was all I had to eat. I spilled most of it on the floor because it... was... dry.... cereal.
-I have hope for the future of me. Thank goodness!
-I don't like cave drawings. They're sooooooooooo boring!
-When I fly over the West Coast... my heart knows it's home. Why does it KNOW that? Maybe the dry air sucks out all of the blood and says, "There. You were born here, Fuuucker."
-I still get confused between the difference of the literary Heart and the anatomical Heart. Ugh, my cereal is called: "Heart to Heart."
-What could possibly be better than spring blossoms, white wine, sweet friends, and a bowl of cheese puffs? Nothing. That's what.
-I don't believe in Cherry Ferries. Probably because they don't exist.
-Japanese would be a hard language to learn. Unless you're Japanese.
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