I'm writing this from the future. The year 2022. I've discovered the dumbest drafts that need to be accessible to the Internet for posterity and hope to return to a simpler time.
A trend is sweeping the nation (from what I can tell).
In 2008, I noticed that many people used rhyming to help them come up with their New Year's resolutions. Below are some of the more popular rhyming resolutions of 2008:
- Find your mate: 2008
- Lose some weight: 2008
- Generally, be great: 2008
- Don't be late: 2008
- Reconnect with your high school friend, Kate: 2008
This trend can be extended into 2009.
- Be on time: 2009
Well, that's all I've come up with so far.
Wait a minute. 'Time' and 'nine' don't really rhyme.
How about:
- Help curb crime: 2009
